Hi hi!! I am going to be totally honest here, it took me hours to come up with that title! Everything that I thought of sounded wrong like: “Hand Greetings,” yeah I figured it was best to just go with the title I have. Hehe
ANYWAY, hopefully you know by now what today’s post is about, that’s right it is hands! But it isn’t just hands I guess it is more like different types of High fives, and hand shakes.
1. The Regular High Five
This is the high five you do with friends when good things happen, like you both find out you Ace a test, high five! Or one of you tells a good joke, high five!
2. The Self Five
This happens if you are really excited about something and no one is around to High Five. Or you are doing the YMCA. Or you just have no friends, I am sorry that your life is so sad if that is you. JK I am sure you have tons of friends.
3. The Fancy High Five
I don’t really know who does this high five, I mean I know I have done it a couple of times but I was just messing around. It’s like the regular high five and then you go down and high five. Does that make sense? Lol
4. The Regular Hand Shake
Oh ya know, its the one you do at the Christmas party that your parents dragged you to, and now you have to meet the people they work with yep it’s that one.
5.The Firm Grip Hand Shake
So today is the day, you finally get to meet your girlfriends parents for the first time. So you go in for a hand shake with her dad and next thing you know you think you need to go to the hospital because your hand is broken. He just hit you with the firm grip handshake, ibuprofen and ice should take care of that hand. ;)
6. The Curtsy
I think this is the funniest of the ones I am posting about tonight. You think you are going in for a handshake then BAM they go curtsy on you! Haha Seriously, do this to someone and have someone else record it you will have entertainment for days!
7. Handshake with Shoulder Grab
This is the handshake you get after something big happens to you. Like shaking your teacher’s hand after graduation. This hand shake usually comes with an “I am so proud of you.”
8. The Hand Shake that no one knows.
You know exactly what I am talking about, don’t lie. That secret hand shake you and your friends made up that changed every time you did it, and no one could ever remember just how it went.
9. The most comfortable hand shake in the world
This is so hard for me to explain, and I couldn’t find pictures of it online so I actually had to ask some friends of mine if they would help me and this is what came of it.
Even these pictures don’t do it justice, so you have to like grip all of the other persons hand besides their pinky. Like I know it sounds super weird, but just try it once, and I know you will love it.
10. Bro Handshake/hug
You know the quicker the better. ;) ;)
Last but not least, my personal favorite 11. The Finger Wave
It’s not really a hand shake or a high five, but have you ever had your hands full and someone waves to you? And you are standing there like I don’t want to be a jerk and not wave back, but if I wave all of my stuff is going to fall. Stick out a finger and just like bend it back and forth a couple of times and BOOM finger wave. You don’t have to be a jerk and not wave back and you don’t have to drop all of your stuff. I think this is my favorite because I do it all of the time, like even when my hands aren’t full. Haha Get on my level!
I hope you enjoyed my Hand Greetings lol. See y’all next week *Insert finger Wave here*